The S.I. Witkiewicz Portrait Painting Firm

If the Firm had allowed itself the luxury to listen to its customers opinions, it would have gone crazy a long time ago.’ Rule No. 3.

Established in 1925 as a parody of a commercial enterprise, The S.I. Wikiewicz Portrait Painting Firm are moving their premises from Warsaw to Dublin and despite these uncertain economic times, are reopening for a limited period during the ABSOLUT Fringe Festival. An appointment must be made to attend the Firm’s offices and on arrival, your portrait will be drawn according to strict company policy. Several grades of portraits will be on special offer, from ‘spruced up’ types to the caffeine/ alcohol assisted ones (limited availability).